A fictitious newspaper about the inhabitants of Havelock, North Dakota. Any similarities to any humans on earth are purely a cosmic coincidence.

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Food and Heath Care
is a right
and not a privilage. Havelock Center for the Humanities.

Montana Mail Order Brides, Inc.
The best four legged brides available.

Havelock Mortuary
We are the only mortuary in town.
So it's either us or behind the barn

Havelock Crypts
For those who don't want
to spend eternity 6 feet under.

Perpetual Penitence of Sinners twice Reformed and Free Church of the Lord, Independent
Sunday Services Saturday 6:30 PM
Followed by our Saturday night 'socials' Sunday 10:30 AM (depending on how late Saturday socials last) See Article on our History

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Coming Events Havelock Area
Fishing Contest and Beer Symposium June 10, 11 and 12
Roundup Days and Beer Symposim June 18 and 19
Speed Days - Boat Races Lake Beethoven July 6
Speed Days - Grand Prix du Dakota July 7 See Full Article

Annual Rain Dance August 4 -12 See Full Article

Outdoor Fun All Summer Outdoor recreatinal News

Local News and Gossip from Havelock Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction and but sometimes fiction is more grounded than the truth! Police Department will conduct a sobriety checkpoint! The Hevalock City Police Department will conduct a sobriety checkpoint Thursday somewhere within city limits. Anyone caught being sober will be jailed overnight and fined! Updated weekly. Come and live here, we are a lot more fun.

Local stories. Some people say they are made up, but then again, some people say green space man are made up too. Maybe you should decide for yourself! Enter here for some enjoyable reading.

Satire Just what satire should be?
Do Bureaucrats get the better of you?. Do you sometimes (or all of the time) think that attorneys, accountants, bankers control your life too much? Here is a satirical look into the future. Better than the New Yorker ©

The Literary Forum Just like the stuff in the big city. Makes the English Professors proud. Really! Trust us, it's really good.